It's all happening!!

What do Big Bitch and I want more than anything? That's right! We want to be Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles like Donatello, Michelangelo, Raphael and Leonardo, our brothas from anotha motha. We are pumped about their new movie.

Our brothas grew up in the sewer! We used to complain about our frequently dirty home!! What were we thinking? We needed vile living conditions in order to mutate to our potential!!

As you can see in the AWESOME picture below, Male Owner just cleaned our house, impeding our mutation process. It was totally nice of Male Owner to take pictures of us looking cool! We are getting really close to becoming ninja turtles!! Once Big Bitch finishes her mutation, she will be Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle Donatella Versace. I am going to be Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle Jean-Paul Gaultier.


-- Spencer-Doogan